Merely Anecdotal

Hey! You found my blog! Well I think it's great... Give us a snog! Ah ye bloody ingrate... But anyhoo, for those that do stay, Let me give you fair warning what lies yonder, nay? A bit of The Doctor in his blue box so keen, Sherlock and Watson, just friends, so it seems. Next, Harry Potter indeed made me cry, but as long as I’m posting in my mind no one died. Charlie Chaplin helped a nation throughout despair. They called him a commie, boy did America fuck up there. Let’s see what else? Ah the books that I read. The music I hear. And the photos I see. That’s all I can think of, my blog’s galore. But of course this is Tumblr, SO THERE’S PROBABLY MORE.
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Lovely, Lovely People

I like to study at Knox college because of reasons (at Knox College, Toronto)

My dad knows what’s up

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

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theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

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ultrafacts:

Sources: 1 2 3 4+4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts daily.

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hallowhedge:

dark-strings:

"The mayor announced that the dogs were not actually dogs, just some plastic bags caught in the breeze that people mistook for wild dogs.”

Did anybody else click and drag? You should.

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smitethepatriarchy:

sleepydumpling:

socialworkgradstudents:

fatmanatee:

screencapped this awhile ago because I liked it so here you go

my boyfriend advocated for a “chuckle” of white men, then illustrated the most patronizing chuckle he could muster and you know i think he is right

his response: “of course i am right” *chuckles* 

A patronise of white men.

A condescension of white men.

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nhaingen:

someone help this poor kid

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smitethepatriarchy:

mattwilhelm:

smitethepatriarchy:

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"I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?’

She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’ She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”

And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party, sweetheart.”

"Years later, the little girl grew into an adult and realized that homeless people are homeless because you can’t make enough to afford all you need by doing yard work for $50 a day, and that many homeless people were disabled or mentally ill, making physical labor and many other entry-level occupations impossible for them. Also, without access to reliable transportation or money to buy nice clothes and a college degree, finding a job that would allow them to purchase or rent a home was also nearly impossible.

The girl then became a radical socialist and demanded the end of capitalism, which had created a society in which if you couldn’t do the work that others assumed was easy, you didn’t deserve to have your basic needs met and could die in the gutter for all they cared.”

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harcules:

Adopt this attitude and your life will change, trust me.

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
How to make friends
clalalalalalalalala clalalalalalalalala Said:

rubyetc:

102% of successful friendships are built on

  • food
  • mutual transitory dysphoria and confusion about other people
  • access to one or more cool animals
  • provision of free wifi/relative shelter from the elements. 

So basically just find someone you like the look of, throw a cake at them. Yell a bit together and then tell them you have free wifi and a house with a dog.